Chihuahua!

I have an idea for Krystal for this year's Cinco de Mayo celebration. But as usual I need to build up to it. (And no it has NOTHING to do with Mayonnaise!) Recently I was over at Trolly Stop getting myself a few hot dogs. (Isn't it sad that my blog post is about the only real online ad for Trolly Stop?) If they are willing to make such insane hot dogs as mayo and melted cheese, then you'd think they'd have figure this one out. I decided to go with a Mexican themed dog: all beef frank, salsa, onions, melted cheese, and jalapenos. I dubbed it "The Chihuahua" after everyone's favorite dog. The Mexican dog with a lot of attitude that will bite you when you least expect it. It also sounds like the sound I make after eating an especially hot jalapeno: Ai Chi Wah Wah! (How exactly do you spell that?!?)The chihuahua was quite delicious, but as I was eating it I couldn't help but think that, while Trolly Stop does a good job, it wouldn't REALLY be a Chihuahua unless Krystal made it. One of the big selling points to a real chihuahua is it's small size. Like a Krystal Chili Cheese pup. So perhaps this year Krystal can really do Cinco up right. They already have the dogs, the cheese, and the onions. They usually have the jalapenos. All they need is some salsa and there they go! And even if Krystal doesn't offer this Mexi-dog you can make them yourself. Just buy a pack of dogs to go. (Get it? Pack of Dogs?) They'll even put them in a nice carry bag, like Paris Hilton's dog Tinkerbell. And when people ask what's in the bag you can tell them in your worst Paris impression, "It's hot!"