Sunday, April 23, 2006

 

Snakes at a Krystal!!

Top 10 things to do when you find there are Snakes at a Krystal
Due to the instant cult status of the soon to be released movie "Snakes on a Plane" I have decided to jump on board the bandwagon with my own Snake related post.
Please do keep in mind, however, that snakes are not normally allowed inside of Krystal, so the chances of you actually running into a snake inside of a Krystal are very remote. (The parking lot is fair game, though) However, being an Eagle Scout, I want you to be prepared in the rare case it does happen.
1) Poke holes in your straw and play a fancy tune to charm 'em
2) Call the snakes and tell them you're from Fox24 and want to interview them at 6 PM. Then just don't bother to show up. (This is an inside joke from late March
3) Tell the snakes that Krystal is closed. (We all know Krystal almost never closes but snakes don't know this.)
4) Just go through the drive-thru!
5) Tell the snakes that Krystal is test marketing the new "Snake Scrambler" on their breakfast menu, and watch those Snakes Scramble!
6) Buy 'em a chili cheese pup. Nothing brings people (and snakes) together like those tasty little doggies.
7) Get up and dance on the table top like the little girl in the old Krystal commercials. (This entry specifically chosen for my father who still talks about that darn commercial.)
8) See how many Krystals the snakes can eat. Interesting fact: Did you know snakes can unhinge their jaw for maximum Krystal Konsumption. Now that I think of it, this might be how Kobayashi eats 67 Krystals in 8 minutes. If you've ever seen him eat he does a "squirm" thing too. Added bonus: after eating all those Krystals, the snakes will be too full to eat you!
9) Put chili and cheese on 'em. Everything at Krystal tastes better with Chili and Cheese on it.
10) Tell the snakes how to sign up for the Krystal Lovers' Hall of Fame, cause if those snakes are hangin' at Krystal, then theyre sure to be Krystal Lovers!

Krystal Lovers like hot buns.

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# posted by JasonJ1052 @ 12:28 PM
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No Jason Krystal boxes in Gray, they actually have Hall of Famer #21 though.)

So let me recap: No boxes in Milledgeville and No boxes in Gray. I am hating it. ARGH!
# posted by Anonymous Anonymous : 4:40 PM
 
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