MonkeyQuest

I am please to report this morning that I have been successful in my monkey hunt. A suitable monkey has been located, trapped, shrink wrapped, and is on its way to the Krystal Adventures processing facility as we speak. I have also discovered, in one of those classic twists of fate that make up my life, that one of my neighbors has 5 monkey towels. FIVE! That's this many:While I did not get my monkey through monkey-napping, I contemplated it. I am fairly certain that monkey hoarding is not illegal, but in tough times like these when there just isn't enough monkey to go around, you have to learn to just take as much monkey as you need and be happy with it. Leave a little monkey for someone else. Don't you just hate it when the people who have LOTS of monkey just waste it and then flaunt it in front of those who don't have much monkey?