Thursday, February 14, 2008
Valentine's Day Tips
| Yes, today is Valentine's Day. The day that the greeting card and candy companies conspired together on. Sadly, the internet and "e-cards" have destroyed the greeting card industry, and so now we are left to be pummeled by electronic greetings from people we don't even know. As a guy, I can sympathize with the other men out there who are always faced with the Valentine's Dilemma: In previous years, I might have suggested you tell her that instead of crummy old diamonds you got her fresh Krystals. Sadly you're likely to spend the rest of the evening trying to convince her that diamonds are "so 1900's" and that Krystals are the new diamond. For those looking for the more passionate approach, I might suggest a quick mid-afternoon phone call telling her that you have a steamy evening planned. Again, sadly, you'll spend the rest of your evening trying to explain that you meant a steamy sack full of Krystals. No, my friends, the old approaches to injecting a little steamy Krystal goodness into your Valentine's Day were simply destined to create another Valentine's Day Massacre. It was time for something new, something sweet, something delicious. And Krystal has done it!  Sadly, due to my work schedule (noon to 8pm, today) and my location in Burgatory, I will be unable to enjoy one of these new MilkQuakes today. I think this means I will be road tripping back into South Carolina this weekend for one. And a mess of Cheese Krystals, chili cheese fries, pups, chicks, oh my! Is it lunch time yet?!? For those who choose not to participate in the "Valentine's Scam" Krystal has you covered, too.   |
