Friday, February 15, 2008
Breaking Booty News!
| You may have heard the news this morning (I hate TMZ.com) that former NFL Quarterback and current Fox Sportscaster, Josh Booty, was arrested for DUI and then tazed during booking. Who is Josh Booty, you ask? Who cares! There is really only one question that needs an answer. When it's time for his trial, will Judge Wapner ask Rusty the bailiff, While we're at it, who knew Judge Wapner now lived in Athens, GA?!? I smell a road trip! How's this for fun: Me, Judge Wapner, and a sackfull of Krystals. He can rule in favor of delicious and sentence me to lunch! Anyway, enough of the booty banter. Today I will be road tripping back to Murrell's Inlet once again. Top priority is to get my hands on the new Chocolate Covered Cherry MilkQuake. While I am back in Krystal Kountry, I will of course have to grab a pile of Krystals, perhaps some pups, and maybe a Chik or two. And fries, glorious fries. In anticipation of this feast, I have not eaten breakfast, nor will I eat anything until I arrive at Krystal. I will be leaving in about an hour, so I can hopefully avoid the lunch rush and the insane Myrtle Beach Friday rush hour. This will of course be my first fresh Krystals since I officially put "Krystal Thursdays" on hiatus back on January 3rd. Today will be a glorious day. Small steamy burgers, long drive down the coast, chocolate cherry Milkquake. Somebody taze me so I'll know I'm not dreaming! (But please move that table, first!)  |
