(This one's for you, Pop!) By popular demand, I present to you:The little girl dancing on the table at Krystal
 Why is this little girl dancing on the table at Krystal?
Because she LOVES Krystal, of course! But wait...Why is this little girl crying?
 Because she just found out that they're knocking down her daddy's favorite Krystal to build another darn drug store. That right, my friend and Krystal buddy, Brian sent me this article to tell me that the Krystal near where he works, and where he got my Krystal Cup, is closing. You can read the full article Here. That's his daughter, Elaina, crying because they're closing her daddy's Krystal and he wont be able to get Krystals at work anymore. Lets face it, do we really need more drug stores? I can stand in the parking lot of most any drug store and see another drug store in the distance. When will people learn that drugs aren't the answer, Krystal are? Between pups, chiks, and Krystals, you can find something to cure any ailment. I must admit that Krystals can't develop your photos but who needs a drug store every 3 miles when everyone uses digital cameras and just emails photos or posts them on the internet?Now she's begging
"Please don't take my daddy's store away!"I feel for Brian. At least I am moving to Burgatory by my own choice. Sadly, he's had Burgatory thrust upon him. What an ugly ugly world! I was so sad, I could only be cheered up by my latest creation, Apple Pie a la MilkQuake! It's quick, easy and tasty. First off, buy a MilkQuake (vanilla is the best choice for this) Also buy a Hot Apple Pie. And it's as easy as "Insert Pie A into MilkQuake B, then consume." As long as the pie is HOT and the MilkQuake is COLD this is fantastic. I suggest going without the whipped cream for the milk quake. Since it forms a thick layer on top it winds up coating your apple pie as you dunk it and then the ice cream never gets to the pie.
The best part is when you're done, there's still plenty of MilkQuake left!
While this may cure my sadness for a while, Brian is still without a lunch time Krystal and that is just a tragedy. So let's stop making little girls cry and put a Krystal back in Milledgeville, NOW! (And a new one in Wilmington, NC would be nice while you're at it, Hint Hint!) |
Labels: Chiks, Pups, Wilmington
# posted by JasonJ1052 @ 7:23 PM
