Monday, October 23, 2006

 

Trumped!

You may recall that a few weeks back I was rear-ended on my way to work. My poor truck got slightly crumpled:
Well last Friday I finally got it repaired. So I come home today all excited to show you my freshly repaired truck
While I am gathering my pictures and getting ready to post, I happen to wander over to Krystal-Lovers blog and what do I see???
How am I supposed to compete with THAT?!?!
I scour the globe for obscure Krystal artifacts like stuffed toys, golf balls, brass keyrings, and the like. Krystal buys the ultimate Krystal Truck. Even my glorious Krystal Kreed plaque starts to pale in comparison to the wonders that come out of Chattanooga. They've got the Krystal truck, the Krystal Square off trailer and tent, and the Krystal Kruiser (featured here back in mid April).
With these recent discoveries, the management here at Krystal Adventures called an emergency staff meeting this afternoon. The two items that came out of that meeting are as follows:
1) We need a better advertising and marketing team here at Krystal Adventures.
2) We need a much bigger budget.
Of course these changes would probably require us to actually have a marketing team... and a budget... but those are minor details. (If you wish to work for or contribute to the "Help get Kool Krystal Stuff for Krystal Adventure" campaign, please email me.)
I will resist the urge to carve "Krystal Rulz!" into the freshly painted side of my truck. At least for now. But I must not simply lay down and allow Krystal HQ to pass me in the quest for ultimate Krystal stuff. I have a few gems I've been hiding in the back closet. It now appears I may have to dig them out.
I'm A Krystal Lover

Comments:
You have nothing on KRYSTAL! Get some graphics on your truck! Hockey and Krystal would be a great combo! :)
 
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