Monday, June 05, 2006

 

Scramblin' to get a Scrambler

'So what's a Scrambler?' you ask. Only a slice of heaven in a cup you eat with a spoon.
As for the name, I assume they got that name because they put scrambled eggs in them. I prefer to think they're telling me I need to scramble on down to Krystal and grab one. It could also have something to do with the folks in the back scrambling to put 'em together during the breakfast rush. They taste so good everyone wants one and they have a bunch of different variations. So I am here to help you, my friends, so you won't have to 'Scramble for a Scrambler.' I present my Scrambler Decision Matrix

Fixins
Original4 CarbPancakeSausage GravySouthwestern
Biscuit   
X
 
Cheese
X
X
  
X
Country Gravy   
X
 
Eggs
X
X
X
X
X
Grits
X
   
X
JalapeƱos    
X
Onions    
X
Pancakes  
X
  
Sausage/Bacon
X
X
X
X
X
Tomatoes    
X
Simply look down the left column to see what suits your tastebuds. (Yes Fixins is a word!) Look across the row for the X and then look up to see which Scrambler you might like.
My personal favorite is the Original or the 4 Carb scrambler. They had a Chicken Scrambler at one time, but it was always awkward to eat since you had to use a knife to cut the fried chicken patty. Using a knife and fork on a chicken patty sitting on a pile of scrambled eggs isn't easy. Plus there's just something seriously wrong about putting chicken on top of eggs. It's some kind of gastronomic incest.
Now I know there are some out there who have a thing against mixing their food up or having their food touch. Get over it. It's gonna get all mixed up and touch once it's in your tummy! You'd probably get really ill if you saw me pour syrup in my original scrambler! So you start with this:
Then grab your spoon and just go crazy!! Soon enough you'll have this:
Sit back and enjoy every tasty spoonful with some OJ on the side.
Scrambler's don't work well to eat while you are driving (hot grits in your lap is NOT good), but you can grab about 4 or 5 of them and take 'em to work with you and everyone at work will love you! If you share, that is.
Krystal Lovers like it steamy.

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