Tuesday, November 21, 2006

 

Krystal "Krys" Kringle

After my post yesterday I got to thinking about Santa and Krystal and I believe I may have stumbled on to something. I am beginning to suspect there is some sort of connection between Santa Clause and Krystal! Something along the lines of The DaVinci Code. Lets review the evidence, shall we?
1) Krystal is closed on Christmas. Santa only works on Christmas.
2) Krystals dress in red and white. Santa dresses in red and white.
3) Everyone loves Santa, and of course everyone loves Krystals.
4) Krystals often some in a "sack full" and Santa is always carrying around a sack full.
5) Santa works at night. Krystals are open at night.
6) Santa loves Coca Cola, Krystal serves Coca Cola. (Ok that's not especially fair since everyone loves Coke.)
7) Over the years, Krystal has produced many many Santa holiday glasses:
Now while I have never actually SEEN elves working the grill at Krystal, I wouldn't be at all surprised if they did. They turn out such wonderful things, and so quickly too! And they're all about making people happy!
So I am convinced, if Santa doesn't run Krystal himself, he's certainly a major stock holder! If I see him this year I am going to ask him about it.
So this year, I'll be singing "We wish you a Merry Krystal! (And a happy corn pup!)"
Krystal Lovers like it steamy.

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