Saturday, May 20, 2006
Seperated at birth?
While doing my 'Where's Waldo?' research, I think I may have made a big discovery! I think I found Waldo!   Now, how do I know that Waldo is Jennifer Wilbanks? Obviously, the Eyes are a dead giveaway! But look closer at the chain, the ears, and the hair. The hair has the same color, cut, and texture. If you grab her mug shot (easily found online) the similarities are even more pronounced. Obviously the hat and glasses serve only to confuse people and add to the disguise! They both also seem to have an uncontrollable urge to disappear and be hard to find, with no real good explaination. You may also recall when she was dragged back to Georgia she hid from reporters behind a blanket. A striped blanket. Stripes are, of course, a signature of the elusive 'Waldo.' I know you're probably thinking that the Runaway Bride cannot possibly be Waldo since she's female. Well, I'm no expert on cartoon gender issues, but I wouldn't bet a large sum of money on Waldo being male. Ms. Wilbanks has been in the news this past week because her wedding (the one she was running from) has finally been called off. I find no big surprise in this. What does surprise me, though, is the news apparently is still trying to milk this story. Does this story relate to Krystal? Well I could probably make it: Ms Wilbaks fled from the heart of Krystal Kountry (Northeast Atlanta) and ran off to deep dark Burgatory (New Mexico). Could it have been her realization that she couldn't get a small hot steamy burger that drove her to make up outlandish stories? I have no idea, but if I happen to run into Ms Wilbanks (or 'Waldo') some day, I'll be sure to buy em a #1 combo! Who can run away from that? Not me! I run TO Krystals, not AWAY from 'em!  |
