The Adventures of Krystal Kid: How not to find me at Krystal

Wednesday, May 31, 2006

How not to find me at Krystal

Yesterday I shared with you a few strategies for finding my box at Krystal for those who are hunting them down. I felt I needed to post an example of what not to do to acquire one of my boxes.
If you visit my Krystal on Vineville Ave. in Macon, you may notice the following on the wall:

While technically that is one of my boxes hanging on the wall, that does not count. Do not contact me attempting to get on the Where's Jason? page for seeing that box. Do not attempt to remove that box from the frame or from the store or I will come and hurt you. If you will just take 12 steps to your right, to the counter, I am sure the smiling person at the counter would be happy to assist you in getting your own box. I assure you eating a fresh Krystal will taste better than trying to chew through the picture frame to get to the box on the wall. And they don't serve Krystals to you in jail.
Speaking of the Where's Jason page, if you viewed the comment from yesterday's post, you saw someone has posted a sighting. (Those getting this via e-mail will need to report to the web site for this interactive portion of the blog.)
It seems one of the folks running the Krystal blog spotted me yesterday. Using my stellar powers of deduction, I have concluded the following: It was not Kenny, since the person who posted mentioned a husband. This means it was Tiffany or Jennifer. Second, I have concluded the sighting occured in the general vicinity of Chattanooga, since thats where most folks from Krystal HQ live. The Where's Jason? page has been updated to reflect this new sighting. If you stroll over to the maps, you'll see that GA and TN are filling up nicely, but the rest of the south is apparently a bit behind. I hope this doesn't mean I am going to have to road trip for boxes as gas is a bit pricey these days, and $240 worth of gas for a box from Texas might be a bit much, right?
Oh and speaking of the Krystal-lovers blog if you hop over there you'll see Kenny has provided a link to the old Chilicheesification web site. It's worth a look. While I totally agree with the premise 'Everything is better with Chili and Cheese' I find some of the images... well... disturbing. Hop on over and see for yourself, but you may wish to ask young children to leave the room. And people with a heart condition. And those under 48" tall. Oh the carnage! Oh the humanity! Oh the chili! Krystal Lovers get more in the sack!.