The Adventures of Krystal Kid: The Elusive Krystal Lover

Sunday, May 28, 2006

The Elusive Krystal Lover

This will be the first of 3 (or more) posts this week on finding my boxes at Krystal. The lesson for today is: Know what you are looking for.
I learned this past week that Toby and his wife Bonny were road tripping through Georgia a couple of weeks ago and got hungry. They pulled into the Krystal just off I-75 at Arkwright/Tom Hill Sr in Macon. Is it a Krystal Koincidence that Arkwright Rd happens to be like 5 miles from where I live? I think not!
So they load up on various Krystal treats and it's back on the road. Toby is driving and eating Krystals and Bonny is reading the boxes (to herself) and enjoying the story of the Krystal Lover on the box. There are a few important parts to pay attention to.
1) Toby is driving and not reading the boxes. It is extremely bad form to read Krystal boxes while you drive. You might wind up in a ditch and be unable to finish your tasty meal. Eating Krystals and driving is OK. I have done that often. Just be aware, mustard stains on your shirt are difficult to get out. It's a good idea to keep an emergency shirt in your car at all times just in case a Krystal decides to fight back. Chili Cheese Pups are never a good idea to eat while driving.
2) Bonny was reading to herself. Had she been reading aloud, Toby might have realized it was my box. Bonny assures me there were several of the same box and they were all mine. She didn't realize it until I handed her one of mine at the party this past Wednesday. I honestly can't blame Bonny. Amongst my friends I am strangly the only person named Jason. Usually there's three to five of us in any crowd. So my name may not have rung a bell. To my friends I am just 'Jason' or one of various nicknames previously posted on this blog. Plus I am not wearing a baseball cap in the picture on the box and I am most often seen with one in real life.
So to assist in your search, here is what you are looking for:

Now I am taking Bonny's word on this sighting and I have updated the

Where's Jason Page

I have also added a link to the Where's Jason? page in the links list to your left. please send me any reports you may have of when and where you found me. Stories and pictures are also welcome and will be added to the page as I get them.
Everyone have a wonderful Memorial Day. Regardless of your philosophical or political beliefs, thank a veteran! Without them we'd have nothing. And might I suggest stopping by your local Krystal for a Steamer Case of 24 to take to your party? Everyone will love them, and love you, too!
Krystal Lovers like it steamy.