The crazy cat lady next door

After a month long investigation, I am now quite sure the lady who lives next door is, in fact, a crazy cat lady. Here is how I came to that conclusion. It is not that she owns a lot of cats. While there are plenty of cases of cat hoarding that most would consider "crazy" she only has about 10 cats and thus falls below the "crazy" level. Odd? Yes. Crazy? No, not for the cat hoarding. It is also not that she walks around her back yard in her bathrobe with a few of her favorite cats. Heck I'd love to walk around in my back yard in my bathrobe with or without animal accompaniment. However, I am quite sure my neighbors would object and call the police. If she walked in her back yard in her bathrobe with her cats in THEIR bathrobes, THAT would qualify as crazy. I have yet to see any kitty lounge wear. The reason she MUST be a crazy cat lady is that occasionally while she's out in the back yard in her bathrobe with her cats, she's throwing out bread crumbs. To understand why this qualifies as crazy, we must turn to our "Wildlife Food Chain."Cats do not eat bread crumbs. Birds eat bread crumbs. Cats eat birds.I believe in the hunting word this is referred to as "Baiting A Field."