Vote for Bob?

On Monday, Krystal Adventure took pride in being the first to endorse Bob for President. Sadly, public reaction was not what we expected. Rather than being greeted with cheers, parades, and the customary fainting, we were greeted with looks of confusion. Come on now, people, you all know Bob. He's an old friend. His career stretches back for decades. And for those who are looking for something new, different, and fun, no one currently running can match Bob. Krystal gets a-head with offbeat ad campaign; thriving on nonconformity, hamburger chain rolls out bodiless Bob TV ads. While the rest of the country is suffering with the campaign ads of every politician from local dog catcher to president, Bob is laying low. Mainly because he's only about a foot tall. But he doesn't let size stand in his way. He never has. Sprinklers and lawn mowers, well that's different. If the video above does not play, Click HereI know there are those who try and point out Bob has no experience. But Bob is actually a pro at this campaign stuff. In fact, Bob ran for President once before, unlike most of our current crop of newbies. (or "Noobs" as they're called in geek-speak.)Bob 'heads up' Krystal's presidential campaignSo there you have it folks. Most of the country is dissatisfied with our current set of choices. It's not hard to see why. When you're used to walking into Krystal and seeing their menu literally overflowing with choices, you're shocked when your menu/ballot only has 2 or 3 choices. Bacon Obama with Cheese? You'll never find it. Chili Cheese McCain? Nope. Let's face it. On November 4th, when you step into the booth, rather than Republican or Democrat, you'll be longing for the #1 with cheese and an ice cold Coke on the side. I'm voting for Bob because Bob knows what I like. Those other guys could care less what I like. They just want my vote. And my money. And they don't ever ask if you want cheese. Vote For Bob