Funny Bunny

Yesterday, as I prepared for my trip down to Krystal, I decided to take some company along. After all, what good is having peeps and homies if you don't take em with you? So I loaded up the truck, and grabbed my GPS. (Since Krystal wasn't in the built in maps I had to add it manually.) The GPS took me along a route I had only recently found, but there's one last turn that is not well marked and I miss it every time. Sally the GPS found it perfectly and the drive down was flawless. The weather was simply amazing as well. There should be more Krystals at the beach. I think Wilmington would be an excellent location for one. (Quick glance to see if they're watching in Chattanooga.) My recap of my lunch will follow later this week, so stay tuned. But as I was finishing up my meal my peeps were getting restless. After all there's not much of anything on the Krystal menu for peeps to eat. Krystal isn't especially "Peep-friendly." So I hatched a plan. Peeps like to party. And I knew just what we needed to get a Peep Party going! Last one in the MilkQuake is a rotten Peep!I have created the PeepsQuake! Please do not confuse "PeepsQuake" with "Pipsquack." "Pipsquack" is one of Jimmy's favorite words to yell, just to break the silence. (My favorites are either "Ranch" or "Go Meat!") The Pipsquack was apparently a bird from the old George of the Jungle cartoon. I, myself, was always partial to the "Tookee-Tookee Bird" In a strange twist, Pipsquack is now an online game very similar to the old game show "Press Your Luck." PYL is also a Jimmy favorite. "NoWhammies NoWhammies NoWhammies NoWhammies!" As I was helping my peeps into the MilkQuake the lady at the table looked on in strange fascination. Usually, people don't notice I am taking pictures until the actual shutter click and flash. Krystal was busy yesterday so I had to make due. As I loaded the peeps she just stared, but once the camera came out she broke out laughing. Little did she know she was in the presence of greatness. I do hope you are having a great Easter Sunday. I apparently have made the Bunny's Bad List this year. Instead of leaving me coal like Santa does every year, the bunny left me this: Let's call this the Peep Short Bus.Like me, I am sure you are thinking "How can they make Peeps without sugar since a peep is a sugar coated marshmallow." Well apparently it has been agreed worldwide that sugar can be replaced with Splenda in EVERYTHING. I suspect in this case, we have found a flaw in that theory.Unlike real peeps who just get squeezed side by side into boxes , these special peeps get individual cocoons, much like child seats for the car. The back of the package contains this eerie warning: EXCESSIVE CONSUMPTION MAY CAUSE STOMACH DISCOMFORT AND/OR A MILD LAXATIVE EFFECT. I suspect after all of my Peeps/Poops jokes, the Bunnie decided to pull a fast one on me. These Peeps do, in fact, cause poops. In my dedication to you, KrystalAdventure fans, I put my colon on the line and pressed forward in spite of the potential dangers.These peeps are softer and more fragile than regular sturdy peeps, not to mention a heck of a lot more expensive. But I am sure you are wondering how they taste. Frankly, I have pried chewed gum off the bottom of a desk that had more flavor and better texture than Sugar Free Peeps. While I do feel sorry for those diabetics who must survive the minefield of Easter each year, when it comes to Peeps, it's probably better to eat real peeps with an insulin chaser than to venture into the realm of Poop-producing Splenda covered Peeps.Just Say No To Franken-Peeps.