The following is a recently discovered portion of Genesis. It appears to shed some new light on that 7th day thing.In the beginning God created man and pig.
And the pig was muddy, and hunger fell upon the stomach of man.
And the Spirit of God moved upon the hunger of man.
And God said: Let there be bacon: and there was bacon.
And God tasted the bacon and that it was delicous. And God divided the pig into cuts.
And God named them Ribs, and Chops, and Hams (and snouts, trotters, ears, etc)
And God said: Let there be salt and let it coat the ham.
And God called the salted pork Heavenly.
And God said: Let the pork be chilled and kept dry: and it was so.
And God called the salted pork Corned Ham, and God saw that it was good.
And God said: Let the earth bring forth a biscuit: and it was so.
And the earth brought forth a biscuit and God saw that it was good.
And God said: Let there be a big pot of boiling water to cook the ham.
And the big pot of boiling water was brought forth to cook the ham.
And God cooked the Corned Ham and placed it on the Biscuit.
And God ate of this Corned Ham Biscuit and decided he had finally achieved perfection.
And so on the seventh day, God rested.  |
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