I'll have a Beat Down with Cheese, and a McSalty Deluxe

Lets check in on the clown and the crazy red head, shall we? First up, in a glaring sign that it was good that I get the heck out of Macon, we have this wonderful article: More arrests made in Wendy's brawl I've been to that Wendy's a lot of times in my years I Macon. Never got to watch live WWE Smackdown however. The fact that there was an estrogen fueled gang war at Wendy's is one thing. However, why not roam down and read the comments. I am far from the model of spelling. I also am not the words best at grammar. Sadly, I have grown to rely on MS Word's grammar and spell checking. But HOLY COW!! I was going to cut and paste the WORST example from the comments for easy viewing for you, but I can't decide which one is worse. (Or should I say "I cant deside whut one are worsted.") And the people in Georgia wonder why they get their butts handed to them year after year on the SAT? Before I explode in a tirade of how to "Fix" the American education system, let me move on to this little gem, also from Georgia: McDonald's employee charged after serving oversalted burger Ya know I am really not sure how I come down on this one. So the employee oversalted a hamburger. Have you had McDonald's fries lately? And having had one of those McTasty Deyucks, I can honestly say there's a good chance it wasn't the salt that made the cop yack. I do wonder what would have happened if the cop had asked for a Diet Coke and got regular Coke. Perhaps a baton flailing, renegade cop style, skull thumpin'? Not enough napkins? Out comes the taser! Am I the only one who reads the paper and wonders what the heck is going wrong with the world today? Perhaps if the girly gangs would give up on the beat down, and go for the Krystal Eat down, things would be better. (Have you seen the cool new "Burger Counters" on the tables at Krystal?) The girl who can eat the most is the "shiznit", and the one who can't is the "ho." Problem solved. If the cop had gone for steamy burgers at Krystal instead of seemy burgers at the clown house, then maybe he'd still have some dignity left. I wonder if he can spell and speak proper English.Word!